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Had a laid back barbeque with Yin, Abel and his friend. The preparation? Not so laid- back. I've never threw a barbeque party before, nor had I ever helped in one. This is the first lar, you guys are so lucky la yin and abel. The grocery shopping was so fun! and intense and the same time because we were such bad time planners. Abel got stressed and grumpy *scared*

chicken!

omg mummay, can you believe it? my first time buying raw meat!

Yin and I even lifted this really heavy dining table in abel's house to the front porch. It was adrenaline rush because we were really late and abel was busy. Super-powa man.

At Abel's place,

starting the fire

and pics we took after we set everything up,

(Min left early =( )

long face, round face -the only way to differentiate us

I %$#@ ing love her camera lar. Make me look so damn good.

BBQ-ing,

The awesome BF-in-Law

she brings out the best in me :)

bloated with carcinogens,

Debbay

"English Assignement" Part 2

A continuation from "English Assignment" Part 1...

... I stood there, broken shades' handle in my hand, stunned. The sign "Nice to see, Nice to hold, Once broken, Considered sold!" flashing in my mind in big, red letters. In my head, an alarm went off, security guards grabbed their batons and rushed towards me. WANTED posters with my face on it all over Malacca.

I looked at the stall keeper, she stared back at me. I smiled apologetically at her, thought I was caught red handed, but the stall keeper shifted her attention to the boys.

Relieved for a second and I quickly turned to Eng Wei, and shot her my ohmygodwhatthefuck look as i showed her the broken shades discreetly. She dropped her jaw and muttered, "just put it back just put it back" I coughed, "Aiya, its not that nice also." and folded the glasses gently, pretending it was still intact and placed it down in the box.

"Shall we go?" I asked them and head towards the exit. My heart thumped hard against my rib cage and my palms were starting to sweat. I was anticipating the stallkeeper to shout and pounce on me as I walked stiffly out of the station... The next thing I knew, I was out of the station and no one came after me. THANK GOD. I can't believe I got away with it.

While we stood far away from the entrance, incase the stallkeeper found out and decided to come after us, well specifically, me, while we wait for Lin Yang to pick us up, we started taking pictures lorh.

Debbay: I want my leg too look longer, so I stand like this.

It worked right!? So I decided that Eng Wei should try it. Since she has *coughs* short legs.

Look at Danial behind =.=

"it's a superman lah"

their favourite pose

The next few pictures were taken at Porta de Santiago

"Kucha-heh!" (Peek-a-boo!)

"Gambar dengan Iguana, Lima Ringgit!" this man was calling around the fort. The iguana has been with him for ten years and more and he was really affectionate with it. It was a really pleasant sight to watch him talking gently to it, and kissing it now and then. It might seem crazy to you but it didn't to me.

Can't remember the iguana's name

Eng Wei paid five bucks to take a picture with it!

Me and my iguana

Eng Wei, Debbay, Jun Yu (thanks for being our tour guide!)

The church

Lin Yang and Jireh.

Lin yang looks exactly like my brother!

Jireh, the man who sell bags while we take our pictures

Danial says, "Kucha-heh! (Peek-a-boo!)"

The gang is really obsessed about Kucha-heh. I shall talk about it next time :)

Man-in-white pretending to be oblivious towards Danial's jakun-ed behavious.

Sigh, Danial, please remember to take your pills next time.

The Taming Sari tower behind which we went later.

The walls were too cool to not pose with it!

Jireh carving the words on the stones.

*smacks forehead*

St. Francis Xavier

you!

YOUH!!!

I feel you

how this picture was taken

Spot the wings?

Jireh: "Don't jump Debbay! You're holding my camera!"

Poor thing couldn't sell his bags

We like this picture =D

I look so young!

To be continued, am super sleepy. Been sleeping for only 3 hours a day for four days now. I'm taking the weekend to recharge my batteries!

Feels light headed,

Debbay

too cute to miss

I was feeling down and needed my bestie, Yin and my bestfriend-in-law, Abel, who gives really awesome advice.
So I called Yin and we wanted to have a threesome *eyebrows wiggling*

Debbie: Hello, Yin. Put him on.
Yin: Wokay, hold on babe. *clicks on phone* Babe?
Debbie: Here.
Yin: Ok. Babe( Abel, this time)?
Debbie: I'm here.
Yin: No, where's Abel?
Debbie: How I know?
Yin: Ok, hold on. *clicks again* Babe?
Debbie: *pause* I dont think its working.
Yin: Eh!? It's not working.
Debbie: Yeah, it's not working.
Yin: Oh well.
Debbie: I think its cos I'm a Maxis user and you're Digi.
Yin: What the hell!
Debbie: Alright, I'll call him later.

One hour later....
(On facebook)

Yin: Babe, you there?
Debbie: Yes, you told Abel?
Yin: You told me so much, wait la.
Debbie: Just tell everything, so I don't have to repeat it again.

You know how you're upset about something you get worked up when you talk about it the first time. Then, you tell it to another person and you lose your enthusiasm bit by bit? lol. maybe thats why they always ask you to talk about your problems? Because you'll get so bored talking about it eventually and get over it.

Yin: Telling lar.
Debbie: Wokay. Tell everything.

(20 minutes later)
Still on facebook.

Yin: Pick up Abel's call lar, he's emo now.
Debbie: Oh shit! Left it to charge.


(On phone with Abel)

Debbie: Abel!!!
Abel: You so busy meh!!
Debbie: Noh! I was charging and it was on silent!!!
Abel: Don't LIE!
Debbie: Noh!!!
Abel: Ok, hold on. *clicks clicks*
Debbie: *thinks* threesome again? why, he got special powers meh? should i tell him that it won't work? Okla, give him benefit of the doubt lar.
Abel: Babe? Babe?
Debbie: Hello.
Abel: Eh! Where's my babe? Hold on, *clicks clicks* Babe? Babe?
Debbie: *speaks in Yin's voice* Yes? I'm here
Abel: Debs!!
Debbie: heh, sorry. I doubt it'll work la Abel.
Abel: Whyyy..
Debbie: Because I'm a Maxis user and you are Digi.
Abel: What! So cheap meh!
Debbie: Sighhh.
Abel: Alright then.
Debbie: Ta.

(Abel, after hanging up on me, returns to Yin)

Abel: Babe
Yin: Debbie? Hello? Where's Debbie? Hello? WHERE'S DEBBIE??
Abel: If you're expecting a Boo! from her you're not gonna get it lar k


Lol. We're frustrated cos we cannot have our threesome



Update on "English Assignments" soon..
Debbay

"English Assignment" Part 1

Welcome to the beautiful, historical Porta de Santiago of Malacca, most commonly known as A' Farmosa. We are very fortunate to be able to stand here today, and gaze up at this mesmerizing piece of architecture as it was nearly lost forever to history back in 1808 when orders were given to demolish...


Ok, cut the crap.

What the hell were you doing in Malacca, Debbay?

We wanted to go to Malacca for the weekend to play, and then english assignment *refers to first paragraph* came up and we ZORK-ed them two together = "study" trip!


We had to wake up at 6 in the morning to catch the bus in KL central which leaves at 8.00 a.m. That place was a nightmare. The moment you step into the station, a crowd of people pounce on you like hungry beasts and try to beat you into buying their bus tickets. It was my first time there and I wasn't prepared to handle those situation. I just stood there, stunned, debbie-fied, until Danial pulled me away. My piece of advice, don't look them in the eyes. *chills*

At the station

On the bus and about to take off

Danial and me

Eng Wei and Jireh

Sleeping on the bus.

Jireh sleeping peacefully

My sweet dream

Eng Wei's nightmare

Danial's.... O.O

Ofcourse, we didn't leave our silliness in KL =)

Eng Wei forgot her sunnies! So,

yep. Thanks, Jireh! She really needed that.

Oh, and a really good tip for you before going on a long journey on a bus... empty your bladder. I learnt my lesson then. Couldn't even laugh properly because I fear that I would "leak" lol and being the lamers that we are, we even made a video about "How to control your pee" on the bus.

At Malacca's bus station

You know, everyone has super powers. Mine is the ability to make a fool of myself at all times. While patiently awaiting Lin Yang (Quick Fact! :: FNBE classmate, lives in Malacca, looks like my brother! XD) to pick us up from the bus station, we tried on 10 dollars sunglasses at this stall in the bus station. We were trying Rempit shades, Bimbo shades, Sci-fi....

Debbay: "Omg, look at this!" *picks up and opens it*

PIAK!

I stood there, broken shades' handle in my hand, stunned. The sign "Nice to see, Nice to hold, Once broken, Considered sold!" flashing in my mind in big, red letters. In my head, an alarm went off, security guards grabbed their batons and rushed towards me. WANTED posters with my face on it all over Malacca.

I looked at the stall keeper, she stared back at me...

"English Assignemnt" Part 2 coming soon....

Suspense is awesome when you're not at the recieving end XD,

Debbay

Love's Brief Candle

Your pulse quickened,

You gasped,

You felt a warmth growing in your stomach,

You want to embrace it......

but it lasted only for a moment.

Ending before it even begun.

Then, it ended.

As quick as the streak of light that meteors leave behind as they penetrate into the atmosphere.

And it ended,

leaving you with a lump in your throat that you cannot swallow.

So, it ended.

And you laughed at your own heartache,

to feel so attached at such short time.

Yes,

it ended.

Laughing melancholically,

Debbay